As if you haven’t read and heard enough about da upcoming Super Bowl, here’s a little something from da musical side. In the immortal words of Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction: “Shit negro . . .”
OK, as of this writing (1/30/10), Indianapolis is favored by what, 4+ points? So fucking what? Its what Indy DOESN’T have going for it that will win this game for Da Saints. Has Indy ever had a song as cool as “Mardi Gras In New Orleans” written about it? FUCK NO!! Do the Colts have a saying as all encompassing as “Who Dat Say Day Gonna Beat Dem Saints?” FUCK NO!! Did anything ever happen in Indianapolis that would justify ANYTHING like a strut or funeral procession? FUCK NO!!
Granted, Indianapolis IS the hometown of Kurt Vonnegut, but Kurt fuckin’ died a few years ago and he wasn’t a football fan, so he is proving to be of no help in terms of insight into this game. Hunter S. Thompson, who was a fuckin’ football genius has not stepped up to the plate and offered any sort of tips from beyond the grave as to how this game is going to go down. Even New Orleans native and former Saints quarterback Archie Manning hasn’t completely ruled out the possibility that his son and current Colts QB Peyton Manning won’t get spanked come February 7th. Point is, I haven’t seen or heard anything from anybody of any note that says that Da Saints won’t prevail.
>Bottom Line: Take ANY and ALL Colts money and 4+ points. Shit Negro . . .
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This particular track was recorded in Bogalusa, Louisiana on April 4th, 1974 and had horns added to it on February 3rd, 1985, just prior to its release on the MUST HAVE album: Professor Longhair – “Rock ‘N’ Roll Gumbo” (Dancing Cat Records – DD-3006). Henry Roeland Byrd, AKA: Professor Longhair, died in January of 1980 at da age of 61 . . .
Who Dat Say Day Gonna Beat Dem Saints? None of these guys . . . Hope you Colts fans like this track, because you’re going to have to listen to it A LOT when Da Saints win this thing . . .
-Rance Muhhamitz
PS: My attorney and I will be watching this game at a party in some $2,000,000+ mansion in the hills above the San Fernando Valley, where we will be serving up a feast of our award-winning smoked, dry-rubbed ribs and chicken wings, all washed down with copius amounts of Corona w/lime. If ANY of you beyotches wantsa lose all of yo’ fuckin’ paychecks and help bankroll our Super Bowl party activities, just shut da fuck up and send me yo’ fuckin’ wagers. I’m taking Da Saints and 7 points.
Final Score: Da Saints 38 – Colts 24.
Well, here it is, da Tuesday after the big game (I was too fucking hung-over to write this yesterday . . . ), and it’s time to review predictions, yes? Why, it looks as if MY team won! And look, I even predicted the correct point spread . . . Fuck Gonzolandia, I’m gonna start my own on-line bookie operation now that I’m an acknowledged sports betting genius.
Saints fans: I would KILL to be with you in the French Quarter this week as you celebrate this stunning victory AND gear up for Mardi Gras.
Colts fans: How would you have celebrated even IF the Colts had won? Gone outside and eaten snow? Shit negroes . . .