“She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And So, we had made love Wednesday – a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!”
Ho ho ho, yes fucking way! A strict conservative and a staunch defender of family values? Well of course. Maybe Mr. Duvall and Ted Haggard should get together for a beer (or meth) summit.
I just saw an article in today’s Los Angeles Times that addresses what should be done with Mr. Duvall and anyone else caught publically talking about all the trim they’re getting:
1,000 Lashes for Sexual Boasting
Saudi Arabia- A court convicted a
man of publically talking about his
sexual exploits and sentenced him
to five years in jail and 1,000 lashes,
his lawyer said.
The lawyer said there is no
specific law in the Saudi penal
code “that defines punishment
for talking or bragging.”
He maintained that his client,
Mazen Abdul-Jawad, was duped
into talking by a Lebanese sate-
lite TV channel, and was unaware
that he was being recorded.
-Times Wire Reports
Personally, I don’t think a fat fuck like Mike Duvall could take 1,000 lashes. I propose that he only get 500 and the remaining 500 lashes should be doled out to those two lobbyist/whores that he porked in exchange for his vote. And of course, all three of them need to do the five years in a Saudi prison . . .
ps: It’s official: no matter where you live in the world, criminal defence attorneys ALL sound like a bunch of lying, coniving douche bags.
“My client was duped by reality TV.”
Oh please . . .
I agree Rance, fuck him