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Dan Auerbach “Keep It Hid”

This album is of the highest quality in terms of songs, production and bad ass-ness. Dan Auerbach kills with the freedom of a larger band. “Some Desire”, “I Want Some More” and “My Last Mistake” are fucking classics. The whole album is excellent and the show is great too with Hacienda as his band. Dan needs to do more of this and keep producing bands like Buffalo Killers!

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Vetiver “Tight Knit”

Great songs, great production and a mellow vibe that keeps me calm.

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Deer Tick “Born On Flag Day”

His voice is hard to get used to at first, but behind that crazy, raspy almost Layne Stayley-esque timbre lies an amazing fleet of songs that can be listened to repeadetly.

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Devendra Banhart “What Will We Be”

Produced by Paul Butler of UK’s The Bees, Devendra’s production becomes a little rawer. Being a big fan of the Bees, I dig the integration of sounds, especially the addition of those trademark Bees background vocals. Dig “Rats”, “16th & Valencia Roxy Music” and “Can’t Help But Smiling”.

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T Bird & The Breaks “Learn About It”

This is my favorite type of production. Raw, dirty and old school sounding. Soul in a twist of beats. Check out “Juice”, “Blackberry Brandy”, “Esmerelda” & “Two Tone Cadillac”. This shit is a party.

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Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros

This is a great album and “Home” is a classic song.

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Black Lips “200 Million Thousand”

Another great album from the Black Lips, these guys are fucking legends. “I Saw God” is amazing, listen to it. You learn you some self respect boy!!

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The Dead Weather “Horehound”

Rance says this is the best album of the year… but since this is my list he can go fuck himself. The production is phenomanal and Alison Moshart is freaky. And I usually don’t like female singers unless they are fried chicken eatin soul mamas or  Emmylou Harris. But I got to say that this is a bad ass album and Jack White is still the reining king of rock n roll.

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Wilco “Wilco the Album”

I love that they made a song and named the album “Wilco”, which is a bitchin song as well a very good album. For the mellow fans, “Solitaire” and ” Country Disappeared” are nice. For the Yankee Hotel Foxtrot fans, you’ll dig “Bull Black Nova”. Not as good as “Sky Blue Sky”, in my opinion, which I thought was a Beatles-esque masterpiece.

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The Cave Singers

The Cave Singers have a very enjoyable Pacific Northwest sound a la Blitzen Trapper.

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The Black Crowes “Before The Frost” & “After The Freeze”

These two albums could have been combined into one really classic album but they opted for quanity… which is admirable too. I know it pissed a lot of Crowes fans off, but I love the cocaine 80’s Stones inspired “I Ain’t Hiding”, especially the Luther Dickinson solo. It’s a bit of a guilty pleasure.

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Steve Earle “Townes”

Can’t go wrong with a tribute album to Townes Van Zandt, the best Texas songwriter of all time. Old Steve especially shines on Lorreta and Lungs (with Tom Morello). I’d like to mention that “Waiting Around To Die” is not offered on this album but is possibly the best song in existence.

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Monsters Of Folk

Take out the faggy dude from whatever his name is and you got a really quality project. M Ward and Jim James are the stars of this album and should be encouraged to continue thier partnership.

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Pearl Jam “Back Spacer”

Definitely some classic PJ songs on here, especially now that Eddie has been reaching in the bag after the Into The Wild soundtrack. See “Breathe” and “The End”

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Lee Fields & The Expressions “My World”

The first guy to reinvent Motown and give it an honest go. Keep an eye on Lee Fields.

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Them Crooked Vultures

With Joshe Homme singing, it sounds like a Queens of the Stoneage record, but a really good one no-less.

If anyone would like to chime in.. be my guest!

Bi-Monthy Meat: “Mardi Gras In New Orleans” by Professor Longhair

As if you haven’t read and heard enough about da upcoming Super Bowl, here’s a little something from da musical side.  In the immortal words of Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction: “Shit negro . . .”

OK, as of this writing (1/30/10), Indianapolis is favored by what, 4+ points?  So fucking what?  Its what Indy DOESN’T have going for it that will win this game for Da Saints.  Has Indy ever had a song as cool as “Mardi Gras In New Orleans” written about it?  FUCK NO!!  Do the Colts have a saying as all encompassing as “Who Dat Say Day Gonna Beat Dem Saints?”  FUCK NO!!  Did anything ever happen in Indianapolis that would justify ANYTHING like a strut or funeral procession?  FUCK NO!!

Granted, Indianapolis IS the hometown of Kurt Vonnegut, but Kurt fuckin’ died a few years ago and he wasn’t a football fan, so he is proving to be of no help in terms of insight into this game.  Hunter S. Thompson, who was a fuckin’ football genius has not stepped up to the plate and offered any sort of tips from beyond the grave as to how this game is going to go down.  Even New Orleans native and former Saints quarterback Archie Manning hasn’t completely ruled out the possibility that his son and current Colts QB Peyton Manning won’t get spanked come February 7th.  Point is, I haven’t seen or heard anything from anybody of any note that says that Da Saints won’t prevail.

>Bottom Line: Take ANY and ALL Colts money and 4+ points.  Shit Negro . . .

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This particular track was recorded in Bogalusa, Louisiana on April 4th, 1974 and had horns added to it on February 3rd, 1985, just prior to its release on the MUST HAVE album:  Professor Longhair – “Rock ‘N’ Roll Gumbo” (Dancing Cat Records – DD-3006).  Henry Roeland Byrd, AKA: Professor Longhair, died in January of 1980 at da age of 61 . . .

Da Personnel fo dis track am be:
Piano and Vocals – Professor Longhair
Guitar – Clarence “Gatemouth” Brown
Bass – Julius Farmer
Drums – Sheeba (Edwin Kimbraugh)
Congas – Alfred “Uganda” Roberts
Baritone and Tenor Sax – Jerry Jumonville
Trumpet – Steve Madaio

Who Dat Say Day Gonna Beat Dem Saints?   None of these guys . . .  Hope you Colts fans like this track, because you’re going to have to listen to it A LOT when Da Saints win this thing . . .

-Rance Muhhamitz

PS:  My attorney and I will be watching this game at a party in some $2,000,000+ mansion in the hills above the San Fernando Valley, where we will be serving up a feast of our award-winning smoked, dry-rubbed ribs and chicken wings, all washed down with copius amounts of Corona w/lime.  If ANY of you beyotches wantsa lose all of yo’ fuckin’ paychecks and help bankroll our Super Bowl party activities, just shut da fuck up and send me yo’ fuckin’ wagers.  I’m taking Da Saints and 7 points.

Final Score:  Da Saints 38 – Colts 24.

Shit Negroes . . .
The Bi-Monthly Meat: “O Little Town Of Bethlehem” By Sister Rosetta Tharpe

“O Little Town Of Bethlehem”
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